If you know me in real life, you know I love chocolate. Well, anything sweet really. I love candy bars
Chocolate chip cookies......
and chocolate covered strawberries...
(sigh) This is why I can't lose weight. One of my weaknesses in life has been and always will be food. I love food and sadly, I can eat more than most grown men. Also another reason I can't lose weight.
If any of ya'll want to be my friend, just bring me chocolate of any kind. I will be your friend forever. I haven't ate any kind of chocolate of any kind that I haven't liked. I really feel bad for (hopefully) my future husband. I should probably just show him this if I am ever upset.
I think chocolate should be considered healthy...
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Okay guys, I have a confession....... I like to smell guys.
No, I don't chase boys breathing deeply trying to smell them. Okay, if I were chasing guys, I would be breathing hard because that would require running. Let's just say if there was a zombie apocalypse I would be Shaned.....
Anyway, I have been going "outside" more because I now have a public job.
I know. I have to deal with people now. This book addiction doesn't pay for its self. I mostly ring up guys and we have a lot of male employees. I deal with old, young, stinky,hot, ugly, stinky, and my favorite (on rare occasion) nice smellin'. I am sure Madison can agree that people can be smelly creatures. She works at Wal*Mart.
That is where all the smelly people congregate. I would love to tell people that the soap is on aisle three.
Then there are these rare guys that smell amazing. It is like you could give them a big hug just to smell them ooorrrrr you want to steal their shirt and run away with it.... yeah. This is just getting a little weird now.
COuntry boys just have this smell about them. It kind of smells like outside,but clean and not so outsidey. It is very strange.
Yes, I did just dedicate a post to the lovely smelling guys. Yes, I think I have lost it. No, I am not grasping for straws here. I just enjoy nice smelling men. Please, urge your brother, nephews, boyfriends, dads, neighbors, random boys at school,and your coworkers to shower and bathe. Also praise the good smelling ones. Maybe deodorant, body wash, and shampoo sales will go up! Maybe this will help the economy! Think of the economy.
This turned into more of a "please shower and use deodorant post",but I felt this was good thing.
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I live in my pajamas. I hardly ever leave them and I don't really like going out in public, because I have to put on real clothes.
It drives me crazy to see people out in public in pajamas. Do you see me wearing my Cookie Monster pants in public? No, I do not. If it was socially to wear them in public, I would be!
I am waiting for the day when you can go out in public in pajamas. I will probably do this.
After a long day of wearing my public clothes, I love getting into my pajamas. I basically go through the house like this.....
Well, I don't know what else to put. So this is the end!
Hi, My name is Madison and I have an obsession with buying things with the word "NEW" on them. I don't really know why but I must stop and look at it if it says new.
Most of the time it ends up being a new candy or gum but if there's a new cool gadget out I am like this.
Then after I get it, I'm happy....like this....and I regret nothing! The end.
Hi,my name is Emma and I am obsessed with blacknail polish.
No, I am not a goth, emo that listens to Black Veil Brides and uses too much eyeliner. Ok ,that last part might be true...
but who cares! Not this girl!
FIrst tip about wearing black nailpolish never ever under ANY circumstances wear it to a bible camp.... You will be questioned. "Why are you wearing that?","Are you goth?" ,and "That is weird.". My answers were " Because I think it is cool.","Because I like black. It goes with everything.", and "Because it hides stains.". Yes, that one might be a teeny tiny little lie. I do wear it after a long weekend of baking cakes to hide the dye stains under my fingernails.
After discussing it with my friends I decided to tell the next person " Because it is black like my soul.". Yes, I did steal that for TMI-COB. It is a good thing no one else questioned because I am pretty sure I would've gotten this response....
The moral of this story kids. Don't judge people if they wear black nailpolish. Now, if they are wearing creepy spikes, have black hair, wear black clothes and black boots, and a big scary trench coat then it is safe to say they are goth.