Okay guys, I have a confession....... I like to smell guys.
No, I don't chase boys breathing deeply trying to smell them. Okay, if I were chasing guys, I would be breathing hard because that would require running. Let's just say if there was a zombie apocalypse I would be Shaned.....
No, I don't chase boys breathing deeply trying to smell them. Okay, if I were chasing guys, I would be breathing hard because that would require running. Let's just say if there was a zombie apocalypse I would be Shaned.....
Anyway, I have been going "outside" more because I now have a public job.
I know. I have to deal with people now. This book addiction doesn't pay for its self. I mostly ring up guys and we have a lot of male employees. I deal with old, young, stinky,hot, ugly, stinky, and my favorite (on rare occasion) nice smellin'. I am sure Madison can agree that people can be smelly creatures. She works at Wal*Mart.
That is where all the smelly people congregate. I would love to tell people that the soap is on aisle three.
Then there are these rare guys that smell amazing. It is like you could give them a big hug just to smell them ooorrrrr you want to steal their shirt and run away with it.... yeah. This is just getting a little weird now.
COuntry boys just have this smell about them. It kind of smells like outside,but clean and not so outsidey. It is very strange.
Yes, I did just dedicate a post to the lovely smelling guys. Yes, I think I have lost it. No, I am not grasping for straws here. I just enjoy nice smelling men. Please, urge your brother, nephews, boyfriends, dads, neighbors, random boys at school,and your coworkers to shower and bathe. Also praise the good smelling ones. Maybe deodorant, body wash, and shampoo sales will go up! Maybe this will help the economy! Think of the economy.
This turned into more of a "please shower and use deodorant post",but I felt this was good thing.
I hope you enjoyed this! Thanks for reading and please comment!
Emma
I hope you enjoyed this! Thanks for reading and please comment!
Emma