I am known for being the Grinch around Christmas, but the one thing that makes me miserable is Christmas music.
There are like five Christmas songs known to man and they have hundreds of different versions. When you hear them repeatably like I do, you would want to jump into the radio or PA speakers and choke whomever is singing or making them play.
I don't necessarily hate Christmas,but It gets old once everyone starts celebrating it almost two weeks before Thanksgiving. It is almost a full month of the same songs playing over and over and people dressing their cars up.
Ok, I started out this post wanting to just write about Christmas Music,but I am going to do it about all the things that annoy me about the Christmas season.
1. Christmas Music
I have already told you why.
2. When people dress up their cars.
Ok, I am going to tell you calmly ask you some questions and tell you what I think when you dress up your vehicle.
(clears throat)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' REINDEER! IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY? IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME SMILE AND NOT WANT TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD? WELL, GUESS WHAT?!?! IT DOESN'T WORK!
What I want to do is pull a Mission Impossible and hang out the window and pull the stupid antlers and nose off.
3. People that put their Christmas tree up before Thanksgiving.
3. People that put their Christmas tree up before Thanksgiving.
I just don't understand how people can stand them before Thanksgiving? My dear, lovely Mother puts it up the day after Thangsgiving and I am already sick of it.
Last,but certainly not least number four
4. Santa Claus/Ole' Saint Nick/ Whatever the crap you call him
4. Santa Claus/Ole' Saint Nick/ Whatever the crap you call him
Madison and I just had a thought yesterday. If Santa were real,he would probably be on the FBI's Most Wanted List. He commits the crimes of breaking and entering and stalking. He stalks people all year and once a year he breaks into countless people's houses. The songs tells about his stalking tendencies. "He sees you when your sleeping. He knows when your awake." STALKING!!! As for the breaking and entering, how else does he get into your house?
We also came to the conclusion that "Santa's Little Helpers" ,the elves, are children that didn't leave out their annual offering or sacrifice to Santa and he kidnapped them.
I hope you enjoy your Christmas and I hope you or your children or neighbors or dog's friend's neighbor' cousin's ex-best-friend doesn't get kidnapped by Ole Saint Nick.
So from me to you, Merry Christmas.
Emma
We also came to the conclusion that "Santa's Little Helpers" ,the elves, are children that didn't leave out their annual offering or sacrifice to Santa and he kidnapped them.
I hope you enjoy your Christmas and I hope you or your children or neighbors or dog's friend's neighbor' cousin's ex-best-friend doesn't get kidnapped by Ole Saint Nick.
So from me to you, Merry Christmas.
Emma