Ok, I started out this post wanting to just write about Christmas Music,but I am going to do it about all the things that annoy me about the Christmas season.
1. Christmas Music
I have already told you why.
2. When people dress up their cars.
Ok, I am going to tell you calmly ask you some questions and tell you what I think when you dress up your vehicle.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' REINDEER! IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY? IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME SMILE AND NOT WANT TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD? WELL, GUESS WHAT?!?! IT DOESN'T WORK!
3. People that put their Christmas tree up before Thanksgiving.
4. Santa Claus/Ole' Saint Nick/ Whatever the crap you call him
We also came to the conclusion that "Santa's Little Helpers" ,the elves, are children that didn't leave out their annual offering or sacrifice to Santa and he kidnapped them.
I hope you enjoy your Christmas and I hope you or your children or neighbors or dog's friend's neighbor' cousin's ex-best-friend doesn't get kidnapped by Ole Saint Nick.
So from me to you, Merry Christmas.