Crushes, what can I saw? Everyone has had one, and a lucky few have had the opportunity to escape the crush zone and move onto the relationship zone. Sadly, I am not one of them because I have Can't Flirt Syndrome. It is a real thing. I am totally blowing smoke, but it should be. Now, on to the stories.
I have had many crushes over the years. Okay, not THAT many. It has been more like six since kindergarten. (This isn't including celebrity crushes. Shout out to Zac Efron for being my first celebrity crush.)
Back to the story. The first little crush I had was when I was in kindergarten. I chased him around the playground and wished he would ask me if I would be his girlfriend.
I was a stupid kindergarten....... Moving on!
The next was my best friend that one turned out interesting.........
Then there was another, C. We will call him C. He the new guy and I practically kissed the ground he walked upon. When you are twelve and the only guys you know are your cousins and the guys you been best friends since forever, you get excited about the "new guy". Sadly, my little preteen heart was crushed under the typical twelve year old drama. He quit talking to me and became friends with another girl.
Then there was another guy. Again more sadness for my preteen heart and a broken friendship for a couple of years. After many heart breaks through out my teen years.(Keep in mind I am still a teen for two more years to go, so,we will see.) I have been reduced to this when ever I develop a crush.
I now prepare for heartbreak.
I'm not a flirty person and this doesn't work in my favor. Most guys joke around with me and talk about farts and if they think they have a chance with a girl that they find hot. They treat me like a little sister instead of a potential date.
I'm not a flirty person and this doesn't work in my favor. Most guys joke around with me and talk about farts and if they think they have a chance with a girl that they find hot. They treat me like a little sister instead of a potential date.
And really, who wants to date someone when you treat them like a little sister. Unless you count Sebastian/Jonathan from The Mortal Instruments, but that's not the point. So far in my work life, the only guys that have shown any interest in me have been a guy with a very dry sense of humor and is annoying as crap, old men with long booger pickin' finger nails, two guys that I think were trying to give me their phone number,but I wasn't quiet sure about that, and drum roll please.....
A guy that I thought was kind of normal until he brought up that he might be spending his night watching porn.
My life people. As you can see I reel winners in and since I am incapable of flirtation, I just stare at my crushes from afar and have word vomit when I actually speak to them.
I hope you enjoyed this riveting tale of Emma's love life. If you would love to hear more about my awkward adventures in flirting, just comment below. I am sure I can come up with more awkward scenarios I have been in.
Thanks for reading!
Emma
I hope you enjoyed this riveting tale of Emma's love life. If you would love to hear more about my awkward adventures in flirting, just comment below. I am sure I can come up with more awkward scenarios I have been in.
Thanks for reading!
Emma